As I sat and thought late last night, going over everything that had happened, and doing the mom wind down, what I uncovered was right on par for my life.
I could look put together and adorable and run into LITERALLY no one I would be attracted to or want. Like spending the whole day with the cast from the Hills have Eyes.
Yesterday. YESTERDAY! Although I changed my shirt out before running into the ambulance I still had that aromatic smell of curdled milk and self loathing. The police officer- hot. The doctor- hot. Both sweet but when they got within 3 feet of me that twinkle in their eye vanished- with a quickness! Hilarious.
And so it goes- Universe -2. Me -0.